Lauren Marie Catino
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art

United States

Bonjour! My name is Lauren but my friends call me Darky. My Skype friends call me France and Mailbox though.
I am a digital artist. I use a mouse and I make art on MS Paint, DeviantART Muro, and Xat's Doodle.


FrUK Fan, Jackal Queenston Fan
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Relationship Status: Taken

France had just unlocked the «Stalker» title.

All ~MorgiSchmorgi written / produced / tracked / composed / mutilated / distorted / wobbled / ripped apart / chewed out / sliced and diced / whatever / rehashed / mucked up / mixed / remixed / whatever'd / chopped / fondled / chomped on / contrived / demolished / eroded / exploded / injected with hallucinogens / dominated appropriately / slobbered on and torn apart / drooled all over / programmed / dsfhkjsfjh'd / mixed and mastered / touched weirdly / who cares what / etc / and so on by Hetalia and copyright its respective owners, even if those copyright owners had no part in creating the original work and just happened to have the contracts to yank it out of the artists' hands.



People I Know/Met in Real Life


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"Once upon a time, there were sharks sexing in the sea, so like they had shark babies and I run them over with a truck even though they live in the oceansz." !Sour-Strawberries
"I thought that said: Marry me Christ Hannah fuck Kwanza in a basket." !Sour-Strawberries
"PUT ITALY DOWN OR I'LL THROW THIS GRENADE AT YOU."
"OH NO A GRENADE. WHATEVER SHALL I DO? I HOPE BRUNO MARS DOESN'T COME." *PikaIsCool/Me
"It turns me on when I listen to Mein Gott I mean what" !Sour-Strawberries
"I can make two distict fart sounds with my hands." ~Pendelton Ward
"You should send her to Jenn. She'll be all, 'I love you!' and she'll be all, 'Omg, I love you too, bro!' and then they'll have like fat woman sex." ~Me
"u talkin nigga language?" [Chinkabilly]
"But my arms are good look nice! Wow, that was good English." ~Me
"How u boob today c:" *PikaIsCool
"Touch a tit. Don't be sad about it." ~JonTron from GameGrumps
Switzerland shoots Austria dramatically
[8:37:34 PM] Austria: I want to shoot a real sniper rif-
[8:37:38 PM] Austria: Austria avoids
[8:37:38 PM] Austria: ono
[8:37:44 PM] Austria: FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
[8:37:52 PM] Switzerland: YOU AREN'T SUPERMAN
[8:37:59 PM] Austria: NO I AM NOT
[8:38:08 PM] Switzerland: Your.......FaceOnPavement Man
[8:38:16 PM] Austria: Fu- wait what
In soviet russia, swiss holes have cheese in them. ~KotouDrake
"How do you spell Durretoes?" ~Me
"I would but I can't stick my five meters into the phone." !Sour-Strawberries
"If you don't have an N key how are supposed to spell nigga?" ~Pweety-Kitty
"untz untz untz guys thrust thrust BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM...BUM. BUM BUM." ~Ska4Life
"Why did you name your change?" ~Gee-Way-Three-Way
"Noughnut" *PikaIsCool
"Corn Ref." *XxRedehTheCatXx
"Skype, you nigga." ~Me
"HEROHD" *PikaIsCool
"を man を" ~MorgiSchmorgi
"IÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ IÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄPFE VÄÄÄÄÄ VÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ VÜÜÜÜÜÜ" *PikaIsCool
"I don't even know what the fuck, in general" ~JonTronShow from GameGrumps
"Sexy and cute! Ah, the pedophile song." ~BdoubleO100
"I'm in Mhykol. . . Mhykol Pumpkin Hell." ~GenerikB
"Are you an anime? Right now?" ~Egoraptor from GameGrumps

Which Hetalia Character Are You?
Your Result: France

You are France! You are a very romantic and artistic person. You tend to see the beauty in life and always thinking of love. You have a very lovely culture and language. Hope you enjoyed the quiz
Which Hetalia Character Are You?
MY SEXY DRAGONZ